Happy Meal Blues

Since the kids were missing lunch due to a dentist appointment, I figured we'd have to splurge on McDonalds. The kids all wanted chicken nuggets AND a burger. Thinking to economize (and the fact that they just got a toy from the dentist), I suggested that we just order the nuggets, burgers and fries instead of a happy meal. Then I heard a little voice from the back gloomily say: "You want us to eat a Sad Meal."