Sunday, May 19, 2013
Introducing "Watanuki" Kulesus
Watanuki joined our family soon after the last post but it's been a while since I've had the chance to sit down and write about it. It took a long time for this 7?-year old cat to adjust to our noisy household but now he is finally a part of the family. Also, after much deliberation, we finally settled on a name for him. It only took us about 6 months to do so!
Thursday, January 10, 2013
Cat?
IM Conversation to be read only if you are REALLY bored and have nothing better to do:
And to preface... we have 2 pet "Madagascar Hissing" roaches... not the real house-roaming normal kind of roaches... at least not yet....
Richard: Huh?
mkulesus: hmmmmm.... I'm thinking about it. Just got
this email....
Richard: No cats
mkulesus:: Would want to get the cat declawed though
probably...
Richard: No cats
mkulesus: Just one???
Richard: No cats
mkulesus: But they are so clean... and easy to take care
of.
Richard: They are NOT clean!
mkulesus: I just don't want scratches on the furniture.
I'd love to have a cat to pet. Changing just one cat's litter isn't so bad and
Sam and I are here most of the day. It would keep him entertained....
Richard: ...it might eventually trigger a genetic
propensity for cat collection, turning you into a "crazy cat
lady"
mkulesus: no, I'm not into collecting cats... I got
frightened of that when we lived next door to a real "cat lady" who took care of
20-something roaming cats.
Richard: We already have a hamster and roaches, and the
hamster smells and gets neglected.
mkulesus: hahah, you can tell that I'm really trying,
right? (Tongue-in-cheek)
Richard: You have enough on your platter already
mkulesus: it would teach the kids responsibility.
Richard: Cats are ugly and retarded delinquents
mkulesus: but Ben would not want to come and visit
us...
Richard: No cats
mkulesus: but this cat belonged to a lonely old lady who
died and now has no-one.
Richard: Cats lick their buttholes, then kiss your lips
with their raspy tongues
mkulesus: Abby licks your whole leg....
Richard: No cats
mkulesus: ok
Richard: ...I tell you what we could do with a cat if we
got it, though.
mkulesus: I'm done talking (typing) to you about
this.....
Richard: Cats eat stinky neglected hamsters
mkulesus: that might be good?
Richard: We can talk with the kids
mkulesus: really?
Richard: Cats eat fish from fish tanks, too.
mkulesus: .... and tell them "no cats" once again,
right?
Richard: We can think about it.
And to preface... we have 2 pet "Madagascar Hissing" roaches... not the real house-roaming normal kind of roaches... at least not yet....
mkulesus: "Sisters,
Honey Cook is trying to find a home for Char Cook's cat. It is a beautiful black and white cat and very friendly. If you are interested in providing a new home for this cat, please let Larry or Karen know."
Honey Cook is trying to find a home for Char Cook's cat. It is a beautiful black and white cat and very friendly. If you are interested in providing a new home for this cat, please let Larry or Karen know."
really?
They clean themselves, but the spit they spread all over
their bodies contains some pretty nasty bacteria.
Their claws and mouths harbor several bacterial species
proven to be harsh human pathogens.
...particularly infectious to children.
No cats
I'm sure the kids would LOVE it!!!!
And Logan isn't as bad with cats as he is with
dogs....
No cats
No cats
No cats
No cats
Cats think they own you
No cats
Cats are lonely old ladies who died and now have
no-one
Hitler had a cat
No cats
Cats pee on backpacks
No cats
Cats crawl onto bed with you and want to siphon your body
heat
No cats
No cats
No cats
No cats
No cats
ok
ok
ok
I get it!
...
Stuff it and let Sam have the fluffy tail to play
with.
...Like a lucky rabbit paw
No rabbits
No cats
ok, fish it is....
No cats
Drama to be continued.....
Wednesday, December 26, 2012
As Promised, Christmas 2012
Merry Christmas everyone! Thank you so much for your love!! We miss you ALL!!
Sunday, August 19, 2012
Logan is Twelve!
Pictures taken by Elisabeth
Bunny
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